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IT'S a case of gnome sweet gnome for one lucky leprechaun who has been returned to its owner after being taken all over the world by gnome-nappers.

When Eve Stuart-Kelso opened the front door she got the shock of her life to see her garden gnome, which had been snatched from her Longlevens home, standing on the step.

Next to him was a suspicious-looking parcel and the package turned out to be a photograph album with pictures of the gnome on his travels.

The photos show him abseiling down a mountain, swimming in the sea, standing in a shark's mouth and riding a motorbike.

They also show a group, which could be the gnome-nappers, but their identity remains a mystery.

The grandmother-of-three said: "My leprechaun went missing months and months ago but I had totally forgotten about it. I opened the door and there it was – it was such a shock.

"He looked quite badly damaged and there was a tightly wrapped parcel next to him. I was very alarmed about the parcel but then curiosity overcame my alarm and I opened it.

"I wondered if it might explode but then I saw it was a photo album and opened it up."

Inside were pictures of the gnome in South Africa, Swaziland, Mozambique, New Zealand, Australia, Singapore, Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam, China, Hong Kong and Laos.

The album also included immigration stamps from the countries and a note from the gnome explaining his abscence.

New Zealand was his favourite destination, he said.

But, despite his grand travels, there was no mention of the little adventurer finding a pot of gold.

Eve said: "It was the strangest gift I have ever received.

"It was a wonderful cheery surprise – it is nice to get some good news.

"I just keep thinking how funny it is. It puts a smile on my face to see all the people who met on his travels – it's just unbelievable."

Eve said she has no idea who is responsible for the gnome's travels.

"It is beautifully made and beautifully written", she said.

"It is intriguing because someone has gone to so much trouble to give it to a complete stranger."

She said she will be telling her grandchildren Sophie, 14, Ellie, 13, and Piers, 13, all about it.

"Although they may be disbelieving at first," she said.

A Gloucestershire police spokesman said it had no record of the gnome going missing, but added: "Any theft of another person's property, even if this is carried out for a joke, will be treated as a crime by the police. What may seem like a laugh to one person can cause another person distress."

Hello!

First of all I feel I should explain my prolonged absence...

A gnome's life is full of time for reflection, and whilst surveying your front garden one summer morning , I began to get somewhat itchy feet.

I came to the conclusion that the world is such a big place and that there is surely more to life than watching the daily commuter traffic and allowing passing cats to urinate on you.

I thus decided to free myself from the doldrums of the Shire and seek adventure in foreign lands!

My seven months of travel have taken me across three continents, twelve countries and more time zones than I can possibly remember.

There have been high points, there have been low points and there have been positively terrifying points, but I have survived and thrived, no small thanks to my travel companion with whom I have shared all these moments.

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    by Holly, Gloucester

    Wednesday, August 13 2008, 12:50PM

    “This is such a nice story, with all the murder and violence that goes on in the wolrd, ok someone knicked him in the first place, but it wasnt down to nastiness, it was a really sweet and funny thing to do, the woman who owns the gnome will forever have a wonderful happy memory and the person/people who nicked him will have happy memories too. I think its nice!”

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    by Lecorche, Gloucestershire

    Tuesday, August 12 2008, 10:29AM

    “The little fella is obviously a Gnomad ;o)”

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    by Swampy, Longford

    Monday, August 11 2008, 7:50PM

    “Home t'day
    G nom tomorrow”

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    by Swampy, lLongford

    Monday, August 11 2008, 7:40PM

    “I wonder how the gnomes mother and father felt when it went missing it was a wonder the police never sent the stress brigade in.”

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    by Suzy, Glos

    Monday, August 11 2008, 5:28PM

    “This was carried by people with a great sense of humour. I am a great supporter of Gloucestershire Police normally and the job they do. However, I think in this instance a sense of humour is called for. These gnome-nappers are hardly in the Johnson's league !”

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    by josie, cheltenham

    Monday, August 11 2008, 5:19PM

    “brilliant story !!! :):):) wish i was that gnome :)”

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    by elttiks, Tewkes

    Monday, August 11 2008, 5:09PM

    “Sheer genius :o)”

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    by Shaun Shute, Gloucester

    Monday, August 11 2008, 4:16PM

    “The Citizen should have obtained a quote from the Gnome Office.”

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    by annie, stroud

    Monday, August 11 2008, 2:14PM

    “What a great story to brighten all the depressing ones. Come on somebody out there, who must be reading this is involved , give us all another laugh and anonymously tell us more!!”

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    by Debs, Shurdington

    Monday, August 11 2008, 12:08PM

    “... or whether Mrs Gnome only married Mr Gnome to get free treatment on the National Elf Service...”

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