“There will be a cheese roll on Monday, June 4th. Free admission. Everyone welcome.”

“Thanks for that, Burrows77. The cheese roll and some tree planting aside, though, events seem thin on the ground. This seems to be about the right time to start solidifying plans, as if they're left any later, people will start to think there's not enough time to make the arrangements needed.”

“sod planting trees, what about a collection to restock the deer population after all the culls!!”

“what about the poor in Africa?”

“We could plant trees in Africa and put the poor people in them. After all, if it was good enough for the Queen...”

“How about taking something unique to the county and going for a world record? Like baking the world's largest dripping cake or rolling the world's fattest cheese down a hill?

Then I suppose if we want to get all righteous we could give it to the poor or, better yet, eat it ourselves whilst waving the flag! Yummy :D”