“Shoppers in a local Shopping Centre was shocked earlier this week after police raided the Santas Grotto.

Santa has been arrested and charged with running numerous brothels world wide, the police are believed to have been tipped off after he was overheard calling his Ho Ho Ho's

Suspicions had been raised earlier because he has a fetish for "Christmas" Stockings. The Police are also have reason to believe that Santa is on some sort of medication or hallucinogenic drugs after he was heard saying "his Reindeer can fly"

Santa is believed to be just one of his many aliases his real name is Kirs Kringle, Kris Kringle also goes by the aliases of Santa Claus, Father Christmas.

It has also emerged that Mr Kringle has been stalking, after police raided his home and found a list of "naughty boys and girls" with the title he WATCHES you when are are sleeping, he WATCHES you when you're awake.

Kris Kringle has further been arrested for cruelty to animals, one of his Reindeer believed to be named Rudolf had a cancerous growth on his nose, it was glowing bight red.”