“Don't watch war films, then. Nobody is forcing you to.”

“You miss understand me, Sir. I love a good war film, but I used to be a chef years ago, so it's a hide behind the sofa moment for me.”

“*misunderstand.”

“There were the "Alien" movies where everyone was killed.
They had me behind the settee a few times. :-)”

“I like the one where Bill Paxton has a breakdown, and probably needed a slap from Sigourney to sort him out. I mean, the man is supposed to be a Space Marine, for God's sake. That little girl they find handles the whole situation better than Bill. He was fairly wussy in the Hatfields and McCoys recently, too. Get beaten by Costner? Pah! The man's a fraud ;)”

“If I were you, will only watch 'Under siege' where the Chef is the saviour and all the terrorists get rubbed off one by one. I bet Army chefs go through the same basic training as regular soldiers and can look after themselves.”

“Under Siege is an excellent choice, sir. A de rigueur poster boy for chefs everywhere to emulate. He dealt easily with Crazy Gary Busey, no error.”