“Day 2!”

“Llo!”

“And it's a leap year. This could keep you busy for many a morning Polly.”

“Are we on a genuine website? It's a well-known fact that fake websites can be spotted by the bad spelling that they use...”

“Kay - but a fake TiG might actually be better. Better journalism, better presentation, correct insertion of photos / CCTV images / e-fits etc. as & when required. Use of proper English rather than lazy slang. The list goes on.

Plenty of scope for "Fake TiG" to be an improvement on the original...???”

“Day 5, and not only has the spelling mistake not been corrected, but it now says Tuesday 7th Feburary. I wonder what day it will be tomorrow.”

“Oh, so comments have the wrong time and date as well? It's actually Sunday 5th February at about 4.20pm, not 4.35am.”

“We've entered some kind of space/time/spelling continuum, Kay!
You get used to being in the p.m. after 11 a.m. but this is very irregular...”

“Day 6.”

“Day 7. Think we're probably stuck with it 'til Mrach now...”

“It's worse than that, Jim. I commented on the Badat story: 'I thought he had shown genuine remorse? That he's still taking up space in a prison when some scummy air-breathing mugger/serial burglar/drink driver is getting a suspended sentence is questionable, to put it mildy', and when I came back the comments option was gone, along with my comment. But when I checked my email, it said that the article had received a reply from Lew Brush, so I followed the link provided and it said the article 'does not exist or is no longer available'.

So the commentless article is a duplicate, while the original is probably being hosed down in a windowless room at TiG Towers...”

“Hah ! My comment on the Huhne debacle and my link to diy bullspit deflectors resulted in the article being obliterated. :-)”

“They've just corrected the spelling. Hurrah!”

“Oh my days, so they have!”