“Missing man found safe and well. So he's alright for money and water then. ”
“Whaling. Dogging, but for fat chicks. ”
“Utter scum bag. Hope when he gets so drunk he chocks on his own vomit ha ha ha ”
“If I'm honest, its rubbish. ”
“This is NOT a photograph. Oh thanks for clearing that up, fooled me. ”
“Don't park illegally you won't get fined. Simples. ”
“Manhunt for missing boy. So it was a boyhunt then. ”